Haven't we all recited this nursery rhyme "Jack and Jill".
Let me help you recollect it.
Jack and Jill, went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
and Jill came tumbling after.
Now imagine singing this rhyme Rap style and that too in Bhojpuri.
That is what Raju Srivastav, an Indian stand-up comedian attempted in Big Boss 3.
Here is the lyrics (and remember, sing it rap style)
Jackwa aur Jillwa ....
Jackwa aur Jillwa ....
gaye uppar hillwa
paniya bharan ke wasthe .... paniya bharan ke wasthe.
jackwa girgawa ... jackwa girgawa ....
khopdi phatgawa ... knopdi phatgawa ...
jillwa aawat ladkhadake poore raste.
Friday, October 23, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Is Winter here?
Diwali has come and gone. Its the time of the year when Indian climate undergoes a change and the chill sets in. Its the time of bye-bye monsoon and the onset of winter.
But looking at the Bangalore climate, it doesn't appear so. The mornings as usual all 12 months are chilly but by 10am its blistering hot.
Where have those cool afternoons gone?
Same was the case with monsoon too. It didn't rain when it was supposed to, and rained when it shouldn't. The barren areas had ample rainfall and even floods while the fertile plains had a drought.
Is it the El-Nino playing tricks or are we having a climate pattern change, the global warming to be blamed.
With industrialized and developing countries adamant on not taking the pollution level cut and adhere to the Kyoto protocol,
Pray God save the EARTH.
But looking at the Bangalore climate, it doesn't appear so. The mornings as usual all 12 months are chilly but by 10am its blistering hot.
Where have those cool afternoons gone?
Same was the case with monsoon too. It didn't rain when it was supposed to, and rained when it shouldn't. The barren areas had ample rainfall and even floods while the fertile plains had a drought.
Is it the El-Nino playing tricks or are we having a climate pattern change, the global warming to be blamed.
With industrialized and developing countries adamant on not taking the pollution level cut and adhere to the Kyoto protocol,
Pray God save the EARTH.
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
Of Mud Forts and Atom Bombs
Diwali (Deepawali), the festival of lights, lamps and diyas, the festival of fire crackers, of rangolis
and also the festival of noise and air pollution is being celebrated in India and the world over.
Diwali always transports me back in time to my childhood days. How we used to wait for the diwali vacations to start. We used to have our semister exams just before diwali hols. The last exams usually either moral science or community living.
All of us used to write even after the final bell rings for other papers, but for these subjects, all would have finished atleast half hour early and would be excitedly looking around for the final bell to ring. On the final bell everyone would rush out as if there tails are on fire.
We would exchange our plans for diwali with friends, buy those crude mud bombs from outside school gate. These mud bombs were small round mud balls covered with glitter paper. They had those explosive material inside.
We used to lurk around unsuspecting victims and throw the mud bomb hard near there feet. The tiny explosion would cause them to jump like crazy much to our amusement.
Holidays at home were fun. It involved helping in cleaning the house, sometimes painting the walls too. Help mom prepare sweets (many of them disappeared during the making), then putting up the diwali lights.
A couple of days before diwali we used to shop for crackers and earthen diyas.
We would have much disagreement whether or not to buy bombs (atom bomb and hydrogen bombs). Rockets were a strict no no. Dad always feared that it may go fall inside someones house.
And for us kids, after all this helping parents stuff, we had the fun thing.
That was to build the mud fort. All we used to care was to build the best, biggest and tallest fort in our area.
A day or two before diwali, group of friends would set out with tools to gather soil,
water then, stamp on them to make a nice smooth dough. Then we used to collect whatever scrap we could like wood pieces, cardboards, old news papers etc.
Next was to plan the fort. That took considerable discussion to finally reach the conclusion on how the fort should look.
The hardest was to assemble the thing, but it was a passion which everyone took mighty seriously.
We used to work through the afternoon, sometimes even forgetting lunch to build the dream castle. It took a day or two to dry up and ready for diwali explosion. Till then we had to protect it from predators (read other groups) from damaging it.
But now when I think about it, I dont understand why we took so much pain in making and preserving it when on diwali day we used to fill it with atom and hydrogen bombs (crackers) and see it blast to pieces.
Another of our pastime was to buy toy pistols. We used to get roles or dots with small explosive charges. The pistols used to ne loaded with them and we run around playing chor-police (thief and police).
Ooh how I miss those days. I feel so sad for the young crops of today. They dont have space at all to do these things. They are now confined to the house and virtual reality, maybe playing these games on there comp.
But sadly they do not know its such fun to be out there playing and create the mud forts and bursting them with atom bombs in real.
Heres wishing all you guys a very happy diwali. Have a fun filled diwali.
amen.
and also the festival of noise and air pollution is being celebrated in India and the world over.
Diwali always transports me back in time to my childhood days. How we used to wait for the diwali vacations to start. We used to have our semister exams just before diwali hols. The last exams usually either moral science or community living.
All of us used to write even after the final bell rings for other papers, but for these subjects, all would have finished atleast half hour early and would be excitedly looking around for the final bell to ring. On the final bell everyone would rush out as if there tails are on fire.
We would exchange our plans for diwali with friends, buy those crude mud bombs from outside school gate. These mud bombs were small round mud balls covered with glitter paper. They had those explosive material inside.
We used to lurk around unsuspecting victims and throw the mud bomb hard near there feet. The tiny explosion would cause them to jump like crazy much to our amusement.
Holidays at home were fun. It involved helping in cleaning the house, sometimes painting the walls too. Help mom prepare sweets (many of them disappeared during the making), then putting up the diwali lights.
A couple of days before diwali we used to shop for crackers and earthen diyas.
We would have much disagreement whether or not to buy bombs (atom bomb and hydrogen bombs). Rockets were a strict no no. Dad always feared that it may go fall inside someones house.
And for us kids, after all this helping parents stuff, we had the fun thing.
That was to build the mud fort. All we used to care was to build the best, biggest and tallest fort in our area.
A day or two before diwali, group of friends would set out with tools to gather soil,
water then, stamp on them to make a nice smooth dough. Then we used to collect whatever scrap we could like wood pieces, cardboards, old news papers etc.
Next was to plan the fort. That took considerable discussion to finally reach the conclusion on how the fort should look.
The hardest was to assemble the thing, but it was a passion which everyone took mighty seriously.
We used to work through the afternoon, sometimes even forgetting lunch to build the dream castle. It took a day or two to dry up and ready for diwali explosion. Till then we had to protect it from predators (read other groups) from damaging it.
But now when I think about it, I dont understand why we took so much pain in making and preserving it when on diwali day we used to fill it with atom and hydrogen bombs (crackers) and see it blast to pieces.
Another of our pastime was to buy toy pistols. We used to get roles or dots with small explosive charges. The pistols used to ne loaded with them and we run around playing chor-police (thief and police).
Ooh how I miss those days. I feel so sad for the young crops of today. They dont have space at all to do these things. They are now confined to the house and virtual reality, maybe playing these games on there comp.
But sadly they do not know its such fun to be out there playing and create the mud forts and bursting them with atom bombs in real.
Heres wishing all you guys a very happy diwali. Have a fun filled diwali.
amen.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Can I borrow a Jack
Heres the next article I promissed to publish.
Long ago I read an article in Readers Digest. I think I was titled "Can I borrow a jack".
Then it was just a read. But now its more like a lesson in anger management.
The article goes thus -
Once while returning late in the night, at an isolated location, the car tyre of Mr. X gets punctured. He has a spare tyre but is not carrying a jack.
While contemplating on what can be done, he sees a light far away. The light is like a god send in this isolated location.
He decides to walk down to that house to borrow a jack.
On his way, he is thinking this over. He shall knock on the door and politely ask the owner for a jack. On explaining his plight the owner should give him the jack. But its so late in the night. He will definitely will be disturbing them. What if they get angry. He should apologise he thinks. Slowly he starts to get irretated. they should help a stranded person and not get angry he thinks.
But what if they dont open the door at all or refuse to give him the jack and ask him to go look elsewhere.
These thoughts are going-on in his mind and he becomes really furious by the time he reaches the house. He knocks on the door and a friendly looking man opens the door.
By then this guy blows his tops off and shouts that he does not need his jack and turns away.
I have this habit of contemplating a situation and run it through me head (like the guy in our story).
And many a times I find myself in a similar situation. Well I remind myself then "can I borrow a Jack".
Long ago I read an article in Readers Digest. I think I was titled "Can I borrow a jack".
Then it was just a read. But now its more like a lesson in anger management.
The article goes thus -
Once while returning late in the night, at an isolated location, the car tyre of Mr. X gets punctured. He has a spare tyre but is not carrying a jack.
While contemplating on what can be done, he sees a light far away. The light is like a god send in this isolated location.
He decides to walk down to that house to borrow a jack.
On his way, he is thinking this over. He shall knock on the door and politely ask the owner for a jack. On explaining his plight the owner should give him the jack. But its so late in the night. He will definitely will be disturbing them. What if they get angry. He should apologise he thinks. Slowly he starts to get irretated. they should help a stranded person and not get angry he thinks.
But what if they dont open the door at all or refuse to give him the jack and ask him to go look elsewhere.
These thoughts are going-on in his mind and he becomes really furious by the time he reaches the house. He knocks on the door and a friendly looking man opens the door.
By then this guy blows his tops off and shouts that he does not need his jack and turns away.
I have this habit of contemplating a situation and run it through me head (like the guy in our story).
And many a times I find myself in a similar situation. Well I remind myself then "can I borrow a Jack".
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Put the glass down
I recall reading a couple of articles long time back. but these articles have had a profound impact. I shall write them in parts.
The first one I remember was something on the lines of work-life balance. Well we know how hectic our lives have become. Even after a 12 hour work day, we tend to carry some more work home.
The article goes thus -
A professor and his students are having a discussion.
The prof picks up a glass of water and asks his students how much would this weigh.
Well the students cant gather where the prof is going to but try there best to reply.
There answers vary from 100gm to 600gms.
After hearing them out, the prof explained. The weight of the glass depends on how long you hold it.
Says the prof, If I hold it for 1min, the glass may weigh 200gms, but If i hold it for an hour or two, I may feel it weighs much much more.
And imagine If i have to hold the glass for a whole day. I may have to be taken to the hospital.
Well, the same fact applies to work as well. After a hard days work, if we carry the sack of work home too, the burden keeps on growing and one day we might not be able to carry it anymore or our back will break.
People tend to take the uncompleted work home. But they forget that they will miss the quality time one
gets to spend with the family and the loved ones (and these days its so very little).
So whenever I leave from work and get tempted to carry some home, I tell myself to "put the glass down".
The first one I remember was something on the lines of work-life balance. Well we know how hectic our lives have become. Even after a 12 hour work day, we tend to carry some more work home.
The article goes thus -
A professor and his students are having a discussion.
The prof picks up a glass of water and asks his students how much would this weigh.
Well the students cant gather where the prof is going to but try there best to reply.
There answers vary from 100gm to 600gms.
After hearing them out, the prof explained. The weight of the glass depends on how long you hold it.
Says the prof, If I hold it for 1min, the glass may weigh 200gms, but If i hold it for an hour or two, I may feel it weighs much much more.
And imagine If i have to hold the glass for a whole day. I may have to be taken to the hospital.
Well, the same fact applies to work as well. After a hard days work, if we carry the sack of work home too, the burden keeps on growing and one day we might not be able to carry it anymore or our back will break.
People tend to take the uncompleted work home. But they forget that they will miss the quality time one
gets to spend with the family and the loved ones (and these days its so very little).
So whenever I leave from work and get tempted to carry some home, I tell myself to "put the glass down".
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Cloud of water vapor
I happened to watch a Q&A session between Ed Zander (erstwhile CEO of Motorola and erstwhile president of Sun) and Larry Ellision (CEO of Oracle Tech).
A wonderful and informative session. Among the things discussed were Larrys passion for sailing, Oracle and Sun, future roadmap and Cloud computing.
Cloud (computing) is water vapor says Larry.
You can watch the youtube video here.
Its an hour and a half so watch it when you are free.
A wonderful and informative session. Among the things discussed were Larrys passion for sailing, Oracle and Sun, future roadmap and Cloud computing.
Cloud (computing) is water vapor says Larry.
You can watch the youtube video here.
Its an hour and a half so watch it when you are free.
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